Sunday, April 08, 2007

The Attack Oogie

I never know what my Oogie cat will be up to next. He's got the most personality of all my many pets. He's full of cat-itude.

Allow me to illustrate...


The attack Oogie spies his prey, sitting atop the dining room table. Salt and pepper shakers in the form of a rabbit and a carrot. Imagine the treachery they will cause! The attack Oogie must rid the world of these menaces. After all, Oogie's grandma has high blood pressure and needs to cut down on her sodium intake.



Slowly and stealthfully the attack Oogie creeps closer. The shakers won't know what happened to them. But wait...Damn they are empty....



ARGH!

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