Showing posts with label its fucking cold. Show all posts
Showing posts with label its fucking cold. Show all posts

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Its Cold Again

You know I'm really sick of the extra cold days coming on the weekends when I need to get shit done, but I'm a wuss. I will not go out in this crap if I really don't have to.

Grrr.

I'm a lazy wuss, that's sick to death of the temperatures being in the single digits.

Anyone else with me on this?

I want some unseasonably warm and I want it now. The ice and snow and insanely cold temperatures can go to hell in a handbasket. Please and thank you.

I do realize that its still January, but seriously, enough is fucking enough. I want warmth and I want it NOW!!!! Before I turn into a freaking ice cube!!!

I'm sick of walking around with a blanket around my shoulders and when I go outside with 3 scarves, gloves and 4 pairs of socks! OK, I'm joking about that, but you get the message right? I'm FUCKING COLD!

Monday, January 04, 2010

Oh How I Love Winter

This is what I love about Charleroi. I nearly got killed trying to get to work this morning because they didn't bother to treat the roads.

Uh snow...subzero windchills, shouldn't you put something down?

Apparently not.

I made it almost all the way to work, but when I got to the road I'd turn on to get there...it was more than a little snow covered.

I then drove up to the Exxon station..called home and my boss to let one know I couldn't get there and the other to know I was safe, then I attempted to come home.

I got as far as McDonald's in Charleroi when I gave up for about a half hour.

The Vanilla Latte fortified me enough to attempt the roads again.

OH MY SWEET JESUS!

I prayed to him the whole time.

I slipped and skidded and nearly collided with walls and parked cars from 5th St to my home.

OMFG!

They didn't bother to clear anything until 11:30.

And its still flurring with a chance of a few more inches tonight.

Winter GO AWAY!

Just GTFO!!!!

I've had enough! I'm throwing in the towel!

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Have I Mentioned Having A Coal Furnace Sucks?

If I haven't allow me to get that point across.

Having a coal furnace sucks!

I can see my own breath and I am in my damn house.

And people wonder why I'm crabby!

I cannot get warm!

And I need to get to Walmart or KMart but I don't want to go outside because its colder out there!

I can't bitch about anything else because I'm too fucking cold to think about anything other than being too fucking cold!

Here's hoping it warms up before my brain totally freezes and I can't come up with a coherent thought.

How did people in the 1800's live? I'm totally serious about this!

Saturday, January 02, 2010

The Coldest Night Of The Year

When winter comes, it sure doesn't waste any time moving in. Its at these times when I try to remind myself that a little more than a hundred years ago, most people didn't have all the fancy furnaces that are about now, but lordy it doesn't help. Its mother humping cold!

The room where my desktop is just happens to be the coldest room in our house.

Right now I'm in the process of trying to put some stuff on a flash drive so I can use my notebook in warmer regions of my house.

However after 5 minutes I'm an ice cube and I have to stop working.

Which is also why its taken me over an hour to type this damn entry.

I'm a fucking ICE CUBE!

I need my blanket. A heater! David Tennant! erm...a blanket and a heater.

I swear we never had this kind of cold this early in the season...

Brrrr!!!!!!!

I'm cold, toss another cat on!