39 Reasons Fishy Needs To Have A Good Day

Today couldn't go by without a few special words for

1. He's not 40 yet.
2. Pickling helps preserve things, so he doesn't have to worry about aging.
3. He doesn't always take a bad photo and there's not always red eye.
4. He's getting a really cool Elvis Costello bootleg as a present from someone that refuses to let a birthday go unacknowledged.
5. At least he doesn't have to wear the parrot costume.
6. He has at least one fan.
7. He's had more than 15 minutes of fame.
8. He's not the one left holding the pickle.
9. He's not the one in the photograph holding the pickle and wearing Elvis sunglasses.
(The person that is...however hopes that photo doesn't see the light of day. Nay, prays that photo doesn't see the light of day. That person also hopes/prays that if the photo does see the light of day that her....erm that person's name will be changed because she can humiliate herself better than that)
10. The cats haven't killed him in the shower yet.
11. Only one photo of him has been photoshopped. (And I wasn't responsible for that photoshopping!)


12. I haven't given him his b-day spankings (for that he should be grateful. What was that 10 to grow on? 10?!? Hmmm. Kinky!)
13. I'll refrain from calling him a Pickled Herring for 24 hours...starting now.
14. He doesn't have to put up with me in person again until possibly Oct..unless of course he wants to. (In which case...I don't mind the teasing/banter)
15. He can laugh at all the kids going back to school, while he's sitting in his closet at the station. (This reason brought to you by my nephew Michael)
16. He's the cutest little fishy wishy evah!
17. He has pretty good taste in music.
18. His cat has made countless people laugh in the cat macros world.


19. He can listen to Tom Jones sing Sex Bomb anytime he wants to now. (God I hope it gets stuck in his head)
20. This old post should brighten his day. After all, a cyber strip tease is better then no strip tease, right?
21. If that post didn't brighten his day, I could remind him of 101 Things To Do With "Fish"
22. He should have a good day because he's actually checked off a few of the things on the 101 list. However there are still many more to go. Taps foot and glares at the Fishy. What are you waiting for?
23. Remind him that he's not the "Sour" one.
24. He shouldn't have to put up with my sister for a long while. (Do I hear a sigh of relief?)
25. He knows what your really supposed to do with a "pickle"
26. That bit about Charleroi girls...is only partially true. That should give him something to think about.
27. I don't get bursts of courage that often.
28. He doesn't have the worst job in the world. (I do.)
29. The Miami Vice (Don Johnson) look, is kinda cute on him.
30. He can have some retaliation if he wants to by playing Yummy Yummy Yummy, which would in turn make me have a rotten day because that song would be stuck in my head for the next 24 hours.
31. My creativity is just about at an end.
32. There shouldn't be anymore posts like this one until next year.
33. He was the only one not playing with a pickle.
34. The Pickle jokes may stop for awhile.
35. He can be made into a pretty amusing macro.



36. He's got to be laughing by now...and that signifies a good day.
37. Someone cared enough to send him a silly Screaming Banshee ecard.
38. Because I said so and that should count for something.
39. It's his 39th b-day today.

So if I haven't said it already:



And as always: