Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Happy St Patrick's Day

It's time for the wearing of the green. The drinking of green beer. And probably a few other things that you'll be ashamed of after drinking all that green beer. So whatever you do today, make sure you don't get too tipsy too soon. Unless of course you want to forget the day entirely, which is always an option, though not a smart one.

Just don't get drunk and try to Riverdance, cos that's just bad all the way around.

~shudders~

At worse you could end up the next day looking like Michael Flatley or his wife/girlfriend/strumpet. I think that should be motivation enough not to drink yourself silly, don't you? She could put someone's eye out with all that silicon.




I think the leprechaun has it right. I'm going to just relax today.

Happy St. Paddy's Day Everyone