Just don't get drunk and try to Riverdance, cos that's just bad all the way around.
~shudders~
At worse you could end up the next day looking like Michael Flatley or his wife/girlfriend/strumpet. I think that should be motivation enough not to drink yourself silly, don't you? She could put someone's eye out with all that silicon.

I think the leprechaun has it right. I'm going to just relax today.
Happy St. Paddy's Day Everyone