Dare To Dream

Moody Mistress will get a kick out of this. There's a video for a country song called Girls Lie Too by Terri Clark. The song is absolutely hysterical. Another in the long list of country songs that make you want to fall off your chair laughing.

The best part of the song is actually the video. Not that the song is bad, it's just as infectious as that dratted Redneck Woman song, but in the video, they had a woman dreaming/fantasizing that she was with Johnny Depp, but not just any Johnny Depp, Johny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow!

I saw the video on the telly at work today. I kept wandering into the living room, to make sure that I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. It's hard to imagine a country/western chicky dreaming about Johnny Depp, but hey, good taste. I wouldn't mind a dream or too about Mr. Depp.

Oh and I have to share the lyrics, cos they are just so funny and so damn true.

Girls Lie Too


We don't care how much money you make,
What you drive, or what you weigh.
Size don't matter anyway.
Girls lie, too.
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some.
We learn from you.
Girls lie, too.

We can't wait to hear about your round of golf.
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall.
And we like Hooter's for their hotwings, too.
Other guys never cross our minds.
We don't wonder what it might be like.
How could it be any better than it is with you?

We don't care how much money you make,
What you drive, or what you weigh.
Size don't matter anyway.
Girls lie, too.
Don't think you're the only ones
Who bend it, break it, stretch it some.
We learn from you.
Girls lie, too.

Yeah, girls lie, too.
We always forgive and forget.
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again.
Girls lie, too.
Old gray sweatpants turn us on.
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that's the truth.
Girls lie, too.
Yeah that's the truth.
Girls lie, too.

No, we don'tare how much hair you have.
Yeah, that looks good!
Comb it over like that...rarrr!

You can check out the full length version of the video by clicking here.

I figured that since my day was full of fantasy filled dreams, why not mention this song and video. Go check it out, it's great for a giggle!