My Mind Has Been Humped

And a sad sorry hump it was. The world didn't shake for me. Maybe next time.

It's time for some pre-humping action so let's warm up! Everyone needs or wants something. Tell us, what could you use a double scoop of today? What would you give your bestfriend a double scoop of? It doesn't have to be ice cream -- it can be anything: kindness, hugs, time ...

I could use a double scoop of cash. My bills need paid and I haven't been working nearly enough hours.

My best friend?

Uh? A day off. I'm sure that will make Lady Starlight happy.

This week some getting to know you humping with a bit of an insane twist.

01. A scented candle has been created that represents your daily life -- what smells might that candle emit?
What does desperation smell like? With the financial situation that I'm constantly griping over...desperation would definitely be the scent.


02. If all of a sudden all money became useless and whatever you had the most of made you wealthy, what are you rich with?
Ok, I'm not sure which I have more of, but I think it would be CDs. I have well over 3000 and next up would be clothes. I love music and clothes, I can't help it! At least I look cute when I shake my groove thang!


03. You've won a "Everything You Can Grab In Three Minutes" shopping spree at your favorite store. What store is it and what would be the first thing you'd grab?
Dots I'd be grabbing all the sexy dresses as quick as I could. I love dots. My second choice would be Borders, but I couldn't get through Books and Music in 3 minutes, I'd just be let down that I missed out. Dots is a small clothing store and I'd be able to grab lots and lots of pretty things.


04. One million dollars to pose for Playboy or Playgirl ... do you do it? If yes, what month would you be the perfect centerfold for? If no, what magazine would you be a good centerfold for?
Hell ya I'd do it. It's not my eyes that would be getting poked out with melon ballers when the magazine is opened up. And I'd be Miss July, my birth month. The palest summer centerfold ever!


05. You have an alarm clock that does whatever is necessary to wake you up and get you out of bed -- describe what process the alarm clock would perform.
My alarm clock's name is John Lodge...The process is like a scene out of a porn film...but I'm not sure if I ever do get out of bed.

After all, this



is my alarm clock.