One day a very young Marie Hayward was walking in the ugly forest with her husband Justin. It was a beautiful spring day, but once they walked into the trees, it became dark and gloomy.
Marie wasn't happy to be there, because she had just learned to golf, and preferred that to keeping company with her young and handsome husband. (stupid woman....silly stupid woman)
As they walked a stick from the ugly forest came down and smacked Marie in the face. Minutes later her teeth grew to gi-normous proportions.
Her husband Justin stood transfixed by the change. This was surely not the woman he had married. He liked horses, but that didn't extend to women that looked like them. On and on they walked. The ugly stick following behind them, continously beating Marie, when it could, making her older and uglier.
Soon all the other trees were wanting to join in. Surely this handsome man could do better than her? The forest was outraged.
After all a man that looked like this
Should have a beautiful wife. A vivacious wife a wife that would follow him to the edge of the earth.
See the trees in the ugly forest are enchanted and they could read Marie's thoughts. They knew she'd rather be golfing than walking in the woods with her handsome husband, and they found her stupid for it.
One lone oak decided to take his chances and uprooted himself.......casting an aging spell as he fell forward..collapsing onto Marie.
That's why Mrs. Hayward looks like this today.
It all happened because a tree fell in the ugly forest...and she was beat with the ugly stick.
Thankfully the trees would do nothing to harm Justin, for he was given the gift of eternal beauty and the voice of a songbird.
That's why at 57 he looks like this
Sometimes the trees in the ugly forest are kind. At other times they are not. So watch what you are thinking when you walk through the ugly forest with your lover, or you might come out Zombified, like Marie.
Itchy
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