10 Reasons to love the Flu

01. Easy weight loss. (I mean why eat when you can't taste it?)
02. I really don't need both lungs. (Couging one up is fun!)
03. Great excuse to stay in bed 24/7.
04. You want to acheive that pale and pasty look without makeup.
05. Its great practice for when your hung over. Bright lights really hurt.
06. It allows you to catch up on all that TV you were missing.
07. You didn't really want to leave the house anyway.
08. Its a good excuse to be coddled.
09. Cough medicine tastes oh so good.
10. You always wanted to finish off a bottle of Advil cold and flu by yourself.

No, I don't feel any better.