This or That


Yes it's another week of This or That! Aren't you so damn happy? So without further adieu...


1. The Bogey-Man or Henry Kissinger?
The Bogey-Man of course....especially if he's any relation to Mr. Oogie Boogie
2. Whips 'n chains or soft ropes with furbound cuffs?
soft ropes..and it's FUZZY CUFFS, dammit! Gotta have the fuzzy cuffs!
3. Fish sticks or Amazon.com?
Amazon.com..I hate fish sticks
4. Whitewall tires or color TV?
Color tv...especially if it's playing digital cable
5. Leather or lace?
Lace..cos leather is really tacky unless you weight 2 lbs
6. Abraham Lincoln or leftover turkey?
Leftover turkey..yum
7. Movable Type or Star Trek?
Cpt..the engines are gonna blow...I guess that means Star Trek
8. Happy Happy Joy Joy or Bounce Bounce Bounce like Tigger?
Happy Happy Joy Joy...gotta love Ren and Stimpy
9. The Michelin Man or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?
the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...tres yummy over an open fire...
10. Thought-Provoking Question of the Week: If you HAD to marry one of the talking M&M's in the TV commercials, would it be the red one or the yellow one? Why? Tell me again why I'm marrying a candy? I'll take the Red one..cos I like red better...but geeze that's just a creepy question.