This or That
Ok, it's This or That Tuesday, are you prepared for a mindless survey early in the morning? I didn't think so, but oh well...the story post will come later...
Who is:
1. Sexier (female)...Pamela Anderson or Jennifer Garner? Neither..bimbos both
2. Sexier (male)...Ben Affleck or Matt Damon? Too Preppy..but I'd pick Matt Damon..I want nothing to do with anyone shagging J. Lo
3. The better piano player...Billy Joel or Elton John? Elton John
4. Funnier...David Letterman or Craig Kilborn? Craig Kilborn..could be that he is sexier...but who cares..
5. The dumber cartoon cat...Stimpy (of *Ren & Stimpy*) or Tom (of *Tom & Jerry*)? Stimpy..most definitely Stimpy
6. A better news anchor...Tom Brokaw or Dan Rather? Dan Rather
7. A better TV chef...Emeril Lagasse or Jacques Pepin? Emeril Lagasse..cos he kicks it up another notch...
8. The trashier talk show host...Maury Povich or Jerry Springer? Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! so much white trash...so little tv time.
9. The worse fast food burger joint...McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King...I mean..those stripes on your burger were there before they cooked em..
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: Only a handful of U.S. Presidents have been considered to be *great* Of the following two, which one do you consider to be greater...Franklin D. Roosevelt or Abraham Lincoln? Why?
I find this one to be hard to answer. Both men were great in the period of time that they were in power. So I couldn't really make a decision. But I will say this...Slavery ended because of Abe Lincoln...though it took almost 100 years before we had anything remotely resembling EQUAL RIGHTS...so your guess is as good as mine.
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