Stolen Survey Goodness

I kleptod this survey from Katy's website. She's very good for having really nice and long surveys for me to occupy my time with. Why is it that filling out surveys is so damn fun? Why is it that Elvis Costello is so freaking gorgeous...Ok..that's off track, but never you mind..it's survey time

What Is your favorite word: Plethora
What is your least favorite word: Morning
What turns you on: Elvis Costello
What turns you off: drunken men
What sound do you love: Elvis Costello
What sound do you hate: wailing female singers
What is your favorite curse word: fuck
What profession would you like: novelist
If Heaven exists what would you like God to say at the Pearly Gates: Hello, can I come in, PLEASE!
Three Things That Scare Me:
1. Insects (they make me scream and shout)
2. Needles
3. Chris Kattan
Three Things That Make Me Laugh:
1.Greg Proops (before he began obsessing on certain topics)
2. Robin Williams
3. Jeff Davis (tres yummy too)
Three Things I Love:
1. Elvis Costello
2. Vh-1 Classic
3. Writing
Three Things I Hate:
1. damn vh-1 divas (except cher and elton john)
2. Diana Krall (not her music mind you..just certain aspects of her life)
3. W.
Three Things I Don't Understand:
1. W.
2. Men in general
3. Love
Three Things On My Desk:
1. turtle lamp
2. my degree
3. a teddy bear
Three Things I'm Doing Right Now:
1. Typing the answers to this survery
2. Pondering how dumb this question is
3. Listening to a lovely version of All this Useless Beauty
Three Facts About Me:
1. I love to write
2. Music is my passion
3. I'm a closet computer geek
Three Things I Want To Do Before I Die:
1. Elvis Costello
2. Go to England and Quebec
3. Have a novel published
Three Things I Can Do:
1. Write
2. Drive
3. Make people laugh
Three Things I Can't do:
1. sing
2. dance (well I can but not well)
3. whistle
Three Things You Should Never Listen To:
1. Celine Dion (my ears..my ears)
2. Whitney Houston
3. Britney and Christina (ok that's four..but I could go on and on)
Three Things I say the most:
1.I don't fucking hardly think so
2. dar dar
3. Are we having fun yet?
Four Things You Would Eat On Your Last Day:
1. Tiramisu
2. ghnocci
3. Italian margarita
4. chocolate covered Elvis Costello (yum)
Four Artists You'll Never Get Tired Of:
1. Would you believe Elvis Costello? Nah I didn't think you would
2. Oingo Boingo
3. Duran Duran
4. Erasure
Four Things Wou'd Like To Learn
1. to be fluent in espanol
2. to use all the microsoft office programs
3. more accounting (shoot me please)
4. to stop shooting off my mouth almighty
Four Beverages You Drink Frequently:
1. Coke
2. Amaretto Sour
3. Margarita
4. Orange Juice
Four Shows You Watched As A Kid:
1. Facts of Life
2. Mr. Rogers
3. the Monkees
4. You can't do that on Television
Four Places To Visit in my city
1. South Side (I'm using Pittsburgh as there is nowhere to visit in the tiny town I live in)
2. Carnegie Museum
3. The Science Center
4. the Warhol Museum
Four Things To Do When Your Bored
1. Write
2. Watch Vh-1 classic
3. play on the net
4. Read