I had to steal this for you guys

I found this hidden at nsane1's blog...I adore it. Try not to laugh to hard. You'll hurt yourself...And thanks to nsane1 and Mo and Kristin for helping to cheer me up a bit last night! (hugs to ya all)


Dear Sirs:

I am writing to you for further instructions to what the next step is for me to take in protecting my family from possible attacks by terrorists.


I have my duck taped....now what?