To The Preppy Rebel On The Girlie Motorcycle

Dear Clueless Motorcycle Dude,

You looked really cool in your baggy jeans and striped preppy shirt with your candy striped boxer shorts pulled halfway up your chest, Steve Urkle style! Way cool dude!

The undershirt you had on looked super too. I mean this was definite badass biker dude attire. I'm sure all the guys riding real motorcycles (Harleys) would have been jealous.

I have to say I'm amused that you noticed us giggling at you. However its a shame you thought we were giggling like school girls because you were oh so cool. No we were laughing at how ridiculous you looked. Popping wheelies on the highway didn't make you look any better, in fact, it made you look like a total idiot, plus you could have killed yourself.

Moron!

Next time, dress like a biker and drive responsibly.

Sincerely,

The Mistress Of The Dark