I Meant To Look For Flip Flops

So I was at KMart last night, aka the place of doom. I hate anything affiliated with Sears, so it kills me to give these wankers my money, but I've been doing a lot of that lately.

I heard they had cheap flip flops there and I went in with good intentions of picking up a few pair.

Did I buy any?

Nope.

What did I buy?

I mean its obvious something was purchased, right?

First I fell in love with a day lily, because my blasted gerber daisy died. Then I went to the clothes. Damn. I totally forgot about the shoes. I ended up buying a cute top and a dress, along with the plant. No flip flops.

I guess its true what they said about the best laid plans, but then again those plans said nothing about mice and women!