Dear Lady In The Mini Van

Because this needs to be said.

Dear Lady in the Minivan,

The fashion police are a few steps behind you. They will arrest you for crimes against humanity for wearing a camouflage peasant skirt and a floral blouse. Most likely they will put you away for a long time, letting you out of the house only when dressed by a responsible adult.

It will be a shame too, because the world needs to be able to laugh that hard.

Especially since you had a rainbow print handbag too!

I don't think I've laughed that hard in months. Thank you for that.

Please find someone to dress you from now on. I almost wrecked the car as a result of my laughter.

Sincerely,

A rather amused Mistress Of The Dark