Yes, its time for another exciting episode of "Things That Annoy"
~ There's never enough room in closets/dressers for the laundry even though these clothes came from those same places.
~ The car always needs gas when I have the least amount of money.
~ When you want to use the elliptical at the gym every one but the two in front of the windows will be in use.
~ Some 90 lbs skinny bitch will always be on the AB machines.
~ One beer will makes me a weepy drunk. ONE FREAKING CORONA!!!!!
~ There's never enough time to read all the books that are piling up in my house.
~ No concerts that I can afford coming to the city when I can see them.
~ Bernie the 91 Chevy Beretta simply for existing or not ceasing to exist
~ A certain computer I use that operates on windows 98 and only has a dial up connection. Ya know that piece o' poo isn't in my house. Growls.
~ The waistline that is resisting all the exercise I've been doing.
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