Post 4001

Firstly, Happy Valentine's Day to all you non-singletons out there. The rest of us will be drinking beer alone tonight and feeling cranky.

Secondly, how in the hell did I let my 4000th post go by without any pomp and circumstance? I guess I was too busy being cold to do that!

Thirdly, why in the hell are we expecting 2-4 inches of snow tomorrow? Why? Why? and WHY!!! Have we not had enough? Oh and to make matters worse, I got tires put on the jalopy yesterday and the idiots forgot to bleed my brakes and now I won't have a car when I go to work tomorrow, thus needing a ride to and from. ARGH! Oh and snow is coming mid-day.

Anyone want to pass a kleenex? I'm really going to cry now.

Fourthly, what should I do to celebrate? Any ideas? Suggestions?