Big Squee!

I bought a new tankini today at K Mart. Yeah you read that right, K Mart! And it's cute! And even better than that, it looks good on me!

Hell has frozen over!

Apparently Jack's has worked in some way. I've got a flat belly! I even look like I have...gasp....CLEAVAGE!

There are some serious icicles in hell right now.

This purchase means that on Monday, July 2, the day of my 33rd b-day (SEND PRESENTS), my nephew and I will be at Idlewild Park. I will so be sporting my new tankini at the Soak Zone. Life will be good, so long as it doesn't rain.

Can I get a Squee from the peanut gallery?

Oh and if you folks have strong eyes and stomachs...I might even manage to get a picture of me in said tankini to post here.