SQUEE!!!!!!

When I speak the music world listens.

OK, they don't but let me pretend they do, m'kay?

Guess who is coming to Pittsburgh.

Guess who is coming to Pittsburgh on a Sunday evening so I don't have to take time off work?

What you can't guess?

I'll give you a hint.

I don't have to drive to Ohio!!!!

Are you ready?



ELVIS COSTELLO!!

SQUEE!!!!!!!

Guess he believed me when I said I wouldn't travel to see him. What he didn't know was that I lied. But it doesn't matter now! He's coming to Pittsburgh!