Are You

I stole this from Katy's LJ, cos it looked amusing and I was in the mood for a survey of sorts


A big toe or a little toe? Big Toe ( in the Milk of Human Kindness...Yes the Pun is intended)
* Bubble gum or a jaw breaker? Jaw Breaker
* A Seahorse or a sea anemone? Anemone just cos it's a bitch to pronounce
* A Bubble bath of hot spring? bubble bath
* A Suit of Armor or a Gorilla Suit? suit of armor
* Red Lipstick or black nail polish? Red lipstick of course
* A blizzard or an avalanche? avalanche, but only if I land on PRC
* A dictionary or a thesaurus? thesaurus (cos I always liked dinosaurs...giggles)
* A lawn sprinkler or a lawn chair? Lawn sprinkler
* A sitcom or a soap? sitcom
* Whipped Cream or hot chocolate? Hot Chocolate (oh, but with Marshmellow fluff)
* Fuzz or fizz? Fuzz
* Baked Squash or lemon Meringue? Lemon meringue..yum
* A paper lantern or a spotlight? Paper Lanterns are so cool
* A convenience store or a tattoo parlor? Oh I get to be Sheetz!
* A squirel or a guinea pig? Guinea Pig!
* History class or science project: History class or more specifically British History Class
* A garden or a jungle? garden
* An oven or a stove? oven
* Fish or fowl? fowl
* Photograph or a painting? photograph
* A princess or a pea? princess
* Savings account or a checking account? checking
* Rubber or glue? Glue
* Graffiti or a greeting card? greeting card
* A pastry chef or and auto mechanic? Pastry Chef
* Decaffeinated or sugar free? what's the point
* Rubber duck or submarine? Yellow Submarine thank you very much
* Velvet or velour? Velvet
* A thunderstorm or a bubble machine? Storm
* A stick or a stone? stone
* A museum or a gallery? gallery
* A ghost or a zombie? ghostus with the mostus
* A cartoon character or a mythological creature? Mythological Creature
* A fruit or a veggie? fruit
* A bestseller or a classic? Oh now I can be an Anne Rice Novel!!
* Selling or buying? buying
* Stick figure or an inkblot? inkblot
* A reptile or an amphiban? amphiban
* Medusa or Muse? Medusa
* Italy or Switzerland? Italy
* Bucket seats or love seats? love seats
* Pistachio or cookie dough? cookie dough
* Velvet or sandpaper? velvet
* Poker or go fish? go fish
* Breakfast or dinner? dinner
* Canned or frozen? frozen
* Revolution or reformation? revolution
* Overnight or second day delivery? who cares
* Psychiatrist or a comedian? comedian
* A heart or a brain? brain
* A movie screen or a mirror? mirro
* A shark or a dolphin? shark
* A hearing aid or a pacemaker? pacemaker
* Road construction or a detour? Road Construction..cos it's already a part of my life
* Antiperspirant or deoderant? deoderant
* Shades or curtains? curtains
* A lamb or a wolf? lamb
* Spring or summer? summer
* Gold or silver? silver
* Bowling ball or bowling pin? Bolling pin
* A haunted house or a green house? Haunted House of course
* April showers or may flowers? May flowers, cos I'm sick of any form of percipitation at the moment
* A cardigan or a sweatshirt? cardigan
* A problem or a solution? Problem
* Ham sndwich or ice cream sanwich? ice cream
* A pile or leaves or a snow drift? Leaves cos I hate snow
* An airport or a train station? train station
* Guilt or Shame? I'm Catholic I must be guilt