It seems that in the late 80's the Elusive Hayward backside was sighted outside a concert venue. The lovely backside was incased in a pair of khaki trousers and had likely been seated on a tour bus a little too long.
It's not often that we get to see the Hayward backside in all it's glory, as we will in the picture to follow, but we also get to see it with a wedgy the size of Texas! Mr. Hayward, allow me to help you with that wedge! No, sir I wasn't copping a feel of the goods, I was just making sure that your trousers were no longer trying to impale you....Owie...If that wedge goes on much longer, Justin will be singing soprano.
Itchy
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