Friday, August 22, 2003

The Elusive Hayward Nipple

In the wilds of France and occasionally England and the United States, lurks a creature so beautiful it can only be called one thing: Hayward.

The breathtaking Hayward is shy and often hides his beauty from the world; but sometimes when the stars are aligned properly you can catch a glimpse of the 'elusive hayward nipple' and even the 'elusive Hayward backside'.

A known manwhore expert, Squirt has this to say about the lovely Hayward manwhore and the elusive nipple. "The Right Hayward Nipple, though similar in appearance to its mate the Left Hayward Nipple, is a shy creature which is seen in the wild only during Hayward Mating Season..."

We were lucky enough to catch the left Hayward nipple peering out from one of Justin's lovely white shirts. Try not to stare too much in awe and amazement, you may frighten the Hayward away....