Things I've Learned

First, let me say, life sucks. But as I've taken over the running of our house there are other things I've learned. (The life sucks part is a given).


1. No one ever helps with the dishes.


2. Putting things away is a job that only I am capable of doing.


3. I am the only person that knows how to fold clothes or hang them.


4. When you've been cold for so long, the sub zero temps don't feel so cold anymore. I swear I could live amongst the Amish if I didn't like the computer so much.


5. Cooking is a thankless task.


6. Laundry doesn't do itself.


7. Snow is evil and it needs to go away.


8. We need more chairs and more space.