I Hate January

The first month of the year is so disgusting for many reasons.

1. All the damn weight loss and diet ads, spots on talk shows etc. Most of us know we need to lose weight and if I see that quack Dr. Oz tell us another sure fire way to drop pounds, I might just blow a gasket. Why haven't people figured out the guy is lying to the world?

2. The cold. Subzero temperatures suck, as does the snow. And I have no desire to move south as most of those states are red..and I'm a bleeding heart liberal.

3. Cold and flu season. Its been 3 weeks and I'm still coughing up a lung.

Pardon me while I go crawl under some blankets until spring.