Craig Ferguson Leaving?

Dear Mr. Ferguson,

I understand you are probably upset that Stephen Colbert got David Lettermen's slot, however, late night will not be the same without you very off kilter sense of humor and your totally sexy self?

Please tell me that you've been tapped for the next companion on Doctor Who. I mean two old guys in the Tardis! How much fun would that be!

Sadly yours,

The Mistress Of The Dark