No joke this is something said by mom and I today as we are making dinner.
~ Getting cucumber out of the fridge
Me: Here's your super sized dildo
Mom: I'm only going to need half of that.
laughter.
Mom: I'm not used to them being that big.
more laughter.
Good thing dad didn't hear this
On behalf of all the guys out there just let me say "HEEEYYYYY!!!! WTF!"
ReplyDeleteLOL! I don't ever thing I'll have a conversation like that with my mum!
ReplyDeleteIf we ever meet up on one of our trips up to Pittsburgh, be sure your Mom stays home. I have enough ego trouble already.
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